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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:01

Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does Russia support Palestine in the Middle East conflict?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Still no good
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
SpaceX’s Transporter 14 launch today will carry more than 150 capsules of DNA, human remains - Space
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Americans Could See Electric Bills Jump 4% in the Summer Heat - PYMNTS.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the STAR interview method?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
No way
Firefly's Blue Ghost On Moon Seen By Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter - MSN
Just Forget it!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Harris Yulin, 'Scarface' and 'Ghostbusters II' actor, dies at 87: 'One of the greatest' - USA Today
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Red Sox trade pitcher recently designated for assignment - MassLive
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Ms. Rachel Has Been In Touch With Olivia Munn, And Urges Fans To “Be Kind” To Her - BuzzFeed